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Resolved Question: would you consider these stereotypes of houston high schools true?
*Memorial High School- I live in one of the richest parts of Houston and my house is the size of a Dinosaur. If I am a girl I drive a Mercedes or BMW, if I am a guy I drive a Tahoe or some other kind of large SUV. We are like Bellaire and Lamar times 10. Our school is about as diverse as an Abercrombie catalogue and looks just like it. We party every weekend because we are rich, bored and have nothing else better to do with our lives. Our football team is pretty good and Roger Clemens' son went here I think. We say we have the "hottest girls in Houston " and we mean it. Our mascot is the same as the ultimate snob college: SMU. I am a Mustang. *Katy,Taylor and Cinco HS - I live in an area that is really nice but its cheap as hell.Our parents could not afford to live in memorial or bellaire.I might drive a car that is worth more than my house. We are considered "hicks" by the inner houston kids.If im a girl i am blonde and will probably have skin cancer really soon. Our football team is among the best in the nation due to D-ball and other steroids.We have field parties and everyone gets laid. If im a guy, i love to get in fights.If im a girl i love to sleep with my best friends bf. I am a Tiger. *St. Thomas High School- I am probably white and preppy or I drive a big truck and pretend to be a cowboy. My truck has a lift and giant wheels even though I live in River Oaks. My granddaddy, my dad, my uncle and my brothers went to St. Thomas , I couldnt go anywhere else or I would be dead. We act like homosexuals, but if you show any signs of actual homosexuality you are as good as dead. We go to football games, but we don't cheer or give a shit because our team sucks and all we are interested in is meeting girls. I haven't seen a minority in years. I hate fish, I love beer. I am an Eagle. *St. Pius High School- Even though I am probably white and middle class, I pretend to act like a prep or a cowboy. I am neither because I can not afford the clothes and accessories to be those things. I either got rejected from St. Thomas or St. Agnes and thats why I am here. My school is a dump, but I don't care because we have girls, unlike St. Thomas . We hate St. Thomas because they are a real school and call them "gay" even though we have more gay students. I think our football team is good, but I dont go to games because I don't own a car. I am a Panther. *Lamar High School- I am either a rich white kid or desperately poor. We have so many cliques because for some reason every group under the Sun goes to our school. There are the "IB Students" who segregate themselves from the normals. Our school is the size of a small town in Texas and our school would explode if we had anymore people. Football team? Yeah I they are good but I dont go to games because either I am too busy with my mercedes or can't afford to attend the games. I am a Redskin. *Strake Jesuit College Preparatory- I live in Sugarland or some other suburb and I have long hair. I drive a Passat because I pretend to be an environmentalist. It doesnt matter who you talk to on our campus, they have all smoked pot at one point. Even though we are snobs who couldnt care less about other people we pretend to be "men for others". I hate people from Katy almost as much as I hate St. Thomas . For some reason my school is located between Chinatown and a ghetto. We have a good football team, but I wasnt allowed to play any sports because I wasn't recruited. I love St. Agnes girls, any other girls are scum. I play hacky sack, I dip and I listen to Phish. I am a Crusader. *Bellaire High School- I live in a city that considers itself too good for the city of Houston . Even though I am rich, I am not above using lots of drugs and behaving like a total ass. There are lots of hot girls at my school, but they are all reserved for football and baseball players. I hate the baseball team and baseball players, I used to play baseball at some point in my life, but I sucked. I drive an SUV or a sports car and I love to flaunt it. I am a Cardinal. *Stratford High school- I live in the "poor" area of memorial, that is the under a million part.I am upper middle class ,but compared to memorial kids i am poor.We hate westside and they hates us.I go to a school with no windows. Theres never anything to do on the weekends except for whataburger. Unlike memorial kids...i dont drive a brand new BMW,but a used lexus. I know everything about everybody and everybody knows everything about me.I go to parties that get busted before they even start.We are known for our prude girls and having the best good looking guys.Our football team always gets their ass kicked by Memorial... I am a Spartan. *St. Agnes Academy- I am probably a rich girl. I drink a lot and if I'm really adventurous, I smoke. Mommy and Daddy wanted me to go to a school in a "Christian" environment, so they put me in the biggest dram a filled shark tank in the city of Houston . For the St. Thomas/Strake rivalry, we choose sides by which school has the cutest guys. We are the ultimate sister school, not IWA or Duschene. We also have an all boys school next door, unlike them. HAHA. We love to have dances, even though they usually suck. I would be in a sport, but omygawsh have you seen their uniforms. I am a Tiger. *Episcopal High School- I live in the Bellaire area, but it doesnt really matter where I live because I still have more money than you. I am rich beyond your wildest dreams, yet I constantly screw up and get busted with drugs. If you don't have a laptop you better get one and if you dont have a BMW or Mercedes you better get one. Did I mention we really love drugs here. Even though we are a "religious" school, we have almost no religion in our lives at all. Our lacrosse team is pretty good, but I don't even know what that is. Have fear, I am A Knight. *Westside High School revised- Our school looks like a resort and since we are a new school, we have not been totally filled with undesirable people, drugs and crime(until now). I live either in the ghetto or in a rich area(probably the ghetto).Our school is full of New Orleans kids.We provide most of the drugs to all the rich schools,and break into their cars while doing it.If im a girl i am probaly dating a black guy or a wigger.If your looking for some weed let me know. I am a Wolve. *St. Johns School- We are pretty similar to Episcopal, except even richer and in the River Oaks Area. Pot? Please, our housekeeper gets his Pot from me, Pot is sooo passe. My parents didn't want to send me to Lamar and expose me to an ounce of diversity. I play sports, but we only play other super rich schools like Episcopal and Kinkaid, so we suck. We claim to be private, but we have no religion classes or real religious affliliation. We used to be called the rebels, but we thought that would offend minority students, but we dont have any of those. I a m a Rebel... errr I mean Maverick. *Westbury High School- We used to be a great school kinda like Lamar or Bellaire. But once integration started in the 1970's our school went to hell. My school is in a middle class suburb, but almost none of the white kids in the area go to my school. If I am white that means I am a total screw-up. Even Black students are no longer going here, because of how much our teams suck. We like to "defend our turf" against New Orleans kids. Even though we are mostly minorities, our mascot is a major Confederate symbol. I am a Rebel. *The Kinkaid School- See " St Johns School " except we are in Memorial. moreResolved Question: Can anyone answer any questions about truck performance accessories retailers in Houston TX?
I just recently bought a Ford F150 Supercrew and am looking to put a few after market products on it to spice it up, both internally (engine/exhaust) and externally (body). I just don't want to spend my entire paycheck and was wondering if anyone would be familiar with a few places to call or look at? moreResolved Question: Is it mandatory for a person's head to be up their butt to get a drivers license in Houston, TX?
The stress and agony of having to drive amongst these idiots is enough to make a grown man cry, or force someone into a tree. If they would just remove their heads from their butts and drive like competent, normal people... who am I kidding... it's Houston. The law should be you have to have at least as many teeth in your head as you have tires on your car. That would eliminate a good 60% of the traffic right there. And don't get me started on these tough guys who are 5'7", 168 lbs, drive trucks that are lifted about 8 feet above the ground sporting every chrome accessory that can be welded or bolted down, with the huge off-road tires (even though they live in a subdivision) that assure the sides of their "rig" are caked in dirt when they go "muddin'", and then not washing it off for 3 weeks so people can see what redneck retards they are. Don't get me started on them. more
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